Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!
No- there will be no tatties or neeps or haggis here. Just the same old Royal Canin stinky goodness which will be piped in by yours truly and Pumpy, especially if the beans are late in getting our supper to us.