Do you see how patiently Pumpkin and I wait for our fudz? We are starving hungry all the time... except when we sleep which is about 2o hours a day.

Now I have a thyroid problem and so I get a tablet which is wrapped in butter twice a day. And BTW, I can tell the difference between real butter and soy butter so don't think you can fool me. Not even for one second.

The Haggis and Burns Night

I really do like to get into the spirit of things over here in the British Isles and that's why I'm paying homage to Robert Burns as tonight is the Burns Supper. Sadly, there will be no piping in of the Haggis -- nor will there be any Haggis at all. In fact, I'm not even sure what Haggis is but I'm pretty sure that I'd like it if I got a taste.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis!

No- there will be no tatties or neeps or haggis here. Just the same old Royal Canin stinky goodness which will be piped in by yours truly and Pumpy, especially if the beans are late in getting our supper to us.

Splitting hairs

I've mentioned this before but Pumpy has licked all the furs off of his belly. He is what they call "obsessed" with licking his belly hair. I find this disturbing and would like him stop but as you know, if he doesn't really want to stop, he cannot do so. I can only be here for him if he needs me.

Wiki Cat Leak - Second Dump

It has now been widely publicized that radiators are all on timers that are controlled by humans.

This could have serious implications.

A Funny

Too right.