Pumpy has been coveting my duvet. The most terrible thing happened the other night: While I was resting comfortably on my fluffy duvet (which I love) Pumpy drove me off it and then pinned me down on the floor. I spit and hissed. As my friend, Poly, would say... I was Pig Bitin' Mad. But Pumpy smacked me and then I smacked him. Then that dumb dog had to get in on the act and so I had to smack her too. Then the woman came running and she had to separate all of us. Pumpy got the duvet but I got to go upstairs with the woman and sleep in her bed.
Pumpy was naughty and I'm not going to forget it.
16 comments:
Bad Pumpy! Pumpy, I'll bet if you asked nicely then Pearl would even share the duvet with you. It was wrong of you to drive Pearl off the duvet. Being nice is better.
Pumpy there is a Pearl under there!!! I bet she's having a bit of trouble getting out of there.
Kaze
Well Pearl, it seems you got the best of the deal anyway. You got to sleep on the human bed and Pumpy was by himself!
*snick*
Oh hahahaha Pearl, we are so sorry that you had to endure so much harrassment from Pumpy... and the dog even!! You poor poor thing.
It is obvious that your woman did not make the proper assessment of this horrible situation, and now you must suffer and sob quietly.
Maybe you could put one of Pumpy's poops on the womans pillow tonight.
Heart healing purrrrs, Princess
he's sitting on u!!
Pumpy is using you for a pillow!
Oh Pearl, that's so unfair. Did you get a bit flattened by Pumpy too? FAZ
Males! Honestly darling they can be real simpletons can't they?
Ignore him... for days... he'll be remorseful.
As for dog... aim a bat that way just to let everyone know who is boss.
Eclipse
Give Pumpy the duvet, then you get to have the woman's bed! I think that's much better!
Uh oh. This is bad noos indeed.
Good luck with YOUR duvet.
Luf, Us
Pumpy - that is no way for a gentleman to behave! Poor pearl..this is not acceptable at all! and that blummin doggie took advantage too, I hope you put him well and truly in his place x
oh dear. it looks as if Pumpy is standing over you in this photo. Has Pumpy no respect for your boundaries? He seems always to be spilling over into your space!
Get your Beans to buy you a nice kitty bed from Ikea! Christmas is coming, Pearl!
That duvet looks very comfortable! I'm sorry that Pumpy is invading your space, Pearl.
Still, it's cool that you got to sleep in the woman's bed! But I can see where Pumpy and the dog are just going a bit too far ...
Pearl I know just how you feel. Not only do Pumpy and Eric look alike, they act alike too.When I have the best spot on the empty vishus deer furrs, Eric comes along and sits on me and nearly flattens me until I move.
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