Infamy! Infamy! They all have it In For Me. My loyal subjects. Distressing news. Painful news. My previously loyal female-bean, feeder thingy... What do you call them? Human... sorry, I'm really too distressed to be coherent.... Has brought into MY Domain a dog!? Yes, a WOOFIE! What's worse there are mentions of it being King! My initial engagements have demonstrated that I'm Queen of this land! I've hissed, spit, furred up and held the high ground. Hopefully this usurper will go away. I am writing this from my "safe room": under the big beans' bed. And I will stay here until that Woofie goes away. I will sneak some photos out and show you what a ferocious beast it is!
8 comments:
oh my d-o-g, that is awful
Aaaaaahhhhhh! This is most distressing. I can only imagine it is a giant and vishus beast! I must see photos!
Oh NO! Give him a big swat acorss the nose, that should put him in his place.
OH MY GOODNESS, what the...? I'm sure he's not meant to stay. No kittyloving bean would think to bring in a WOOFIE into the family for good. Wouldn't, couldn't happen. While you're in the bedroom, don't forget to pee on anything that smells like your beans. That lets them know very quickly what your commandment is. on their bed, that works very very well.Beds work very well. If you want my family can I can teleport over to help you express yourself.
Pssst....wet me tell you a secwet.
Most of the times, woofies are siwwy wittle things who will in no time come under your wule. You'll be queen of this wand again in no time.
Go out of the "safe woom" and start tewwowising the woofie!
My goodness, I am too shocked. Are you alright? Should I call the Cats Protection League. Be careful, try and make friends and let us know how you get on! FAZ
But... but... but... what would a household with two perfectly wonderful felix domesticus terribulus possibly need with a nasty canine?
My furry heart goes out to you and your fur-brother. This is shocking, terrible news.
You must rise up against this infiltrator. Show this interloper who is the superior species! Swat across nose asap is usually a good greeting.
On a postitve note, do you think they will feed him stinky goodness, 'cause you might be able to steal some. Kiss goodbye your peaceful nap times, however.
Don't fret Princess Pearl, I do understand your shock, but do remember that cats are perfectly capable of ensuring that all dogs remain one step behind the true royalty of the household. I'm sure the pair of you will soon have this intruder put firmly in his place. Who knows? you might even become friends ;)
Post a Comment