Save Our Saucer of Milk!!! As discussed in my last post... I do now have photographic evidence of the INTRUDER! Don't be fooled by those large floppy ears. There are teeth in the WOOFIE's jaw and sharp un-retracted claws - a sure sign this monster is angling for a fight! And it is forever coming up close (well to Pumpy) and (ugh) "sniffing!!!" Pumpy seems to have almost ACCEPTED this newcomer. He just lies inert and then occassionally moves away. Where's my Princess Protection? Where's my Cat Protection League? Oh woe, what am I to do?
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Oh nooooooes! Poor, poor Pearl! Even though the dog looks very adorable, it can probably turn vishus at any moment. And young puppies play very rough! You must befriend the dog right away. This will lull him into a false sense of security.
Maybe the D.O.G. could become your friend of a different species on The Cats Realm challenge and then you can kill two birds with one stone so to speak. FAZ
OHHHH So Cute!!! I love the brown patch on his upper lip. Poor Princess has to SHARE her realm. Get used to it ;-/
wap him on the nose if he gets too close
That is a pretty cute dog... but he needs to leave.
I hope he is gone by now. You and Pumpy did not ask for this intrusion!
Pack up the Temptations and go hide if you have to.
Purrrs, Princess
Pearl, I am very very worried for you. What are you to do? I do not know. Remember you have claws and a mouth you may use them. Please whatever you do, do not make friends with the intruder. That would be wrong.
Good luck,
Tyler
Dearest Pearl,
The good(ish) news is that the interloper looks to be a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel? I keep up with all things Royal, you see. Surely a breed of woofie given such a regal name would know how to conduct oneself?
While I do empathise, I have my own feline catastrophe (pun intended) to deal with.
My people have decided to ABANDON me in a "Cat Spa" for two weeks. Can you imagine? The nerve! I am now cooped up with at least twenty other strangers and while I do have access to my own private outside garden with hammock, I AM NOT IMPRESSED. They have instructed the spa owning bean to feed me stinky goodness every day, but we shall see. Harumph. Just writing to let you know that there are injustices more outrageous than a woofie in your midst.
Best of wishes!
Cricket of Cricket Crescent
It's time to start tewwowising the INTWUDER!
Gasp! They brought home a DOG? I can't believe it! Pumpy is okay with it? The horror!
Pearl, you do realize that this means War. Betrayal and infamy are things up with which you must not put. (Thanks, Sir Winston)
Take your time, devise a plan, and then show this intruder who's boss. You have the honour of all cats to uphold.
Well, he is kinda a cute little bugger now isn't he?
Luf, Us
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