Tuesday, May 29, 2007

My Evil Secrets...


I was tagged by Ernest and Fritz to tell some secrets about moi.

Gosh... I thought my life was an open book so this might be hard but I'll dig down deep and tell you a few things that you might not know about me.

1. When I was a very tiny baby kitten I had worms and I pooped a worm. The woman took care of me though so no worries.

2. Last summer a baby ginger kitty came into our garden and he was playing with the woman and when I saw this I came outside immediately and then I slapped that kitten all OVER the back garden until the woman rescued him and I got scolded. But I don't care and I'd do it again if a kitten ever came into my back garden.

3. I went into heat and I drove the neighbor's cat MAD with desire. But I didn't care about that either. I got fixed shortly thereafter and so I'm not bothered by such things.

4. I sneak Pumpy's junk food because I like to. I'm supposed to eat my prescription stinky goodness but sometimes if the woman's not looking I sneak into the kitchen and eat off of Pumpy's plate. And if she sees me she says "PEARL" But I don't care. I'll do it every single time if she doesn't keep an eye on me.

That is all.

I tag Willow and Pumpkin.

15 comments:

see you there! said...

I like you C-attitude! It seems like "I don't care" takes care of most situations for you. Well, you wear a tiara after all.

Eclipse

Julia said...

Oh, Pearl, did you really slap that baby ginger kitty in the garden? And you would do it again? You look so sweet with your little grey skullcap, I can't imagine you doing that. Maybe you gave Pumpy that bald spot after all?

;-)

Cricket of Cricket Crescent

Julia said...

"Cattitude" I love that word!!! We're already referring to "stinky goodness" and "crunchy goodness" in this house! What's next!

You are tied with Bliss for my favorite blog.

Eric and Flynn said...

Oh Pearl, that poor little ginger kitty. Yep yoo do haf cattitude, that's furr sure. Don't tell our mum, but we would exactly the same.

Daisy said...

What a pretty picture you posted! Wow, you pooped a worm! That is pretty funny for a cat as beautiful and refined as you. But you were just a baby, so it's OK. Those things happen.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

You are in charge in your house aren't you? You pooped a worm? Is that a magic trick?

That is a really beautiful picture!

Latte

Forty Paws said...

What great true confessions! We won't tell anybody. Smacking around a ginger kitten? You wanna come over and smack around Orinch?

Luf, Us

The Crew said...

You know, if a girl doesn't plan on being a single mother and raising litter after litter of kittens after the fathers run off, it's best to have things "permanently" taken care of. Mom saw to it that Misty and I don't have to worry about such matters and we can concentrate on the more important things in life!

Love
Tipper

Fritzamus Maximus said...

Heh... kittens need to learn their place. It was thoughtful of you to teach that ginger kitten.

Lux said...

Pearl, you are one feisty lady!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

I had werms too! Owr lady thawt I ate spagetti at furst...fooled hur! HA

And it's gud that yoo protect yer teratorie frum little kittuns. It's ok to be an alfa cat, Princess Pearl!

Keep eating the gud stuff, Pearl...don't be bothured by yer lady screaming yer name. Carry on...Carry on!

Faz the Cat said...

He, he, he, These are great confessions Pearl. I love all of them. Especially the ones about the worms and slapping the kitten all around the garden. He, he, he. And I always thought you were such a lady. FAZ

jcfloresinc said...

That is a great picture. You are very beautiful. We are Samantha & Tigger and it is so nice to meet you.

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Mommy feels bad for the baby ginger kitten you put the smackdown on, but I say, it is your yard and if that little booger doesn't have permission from YOU to come in and get pets, you should slap him around. Mommy just gave me a dirty look for agreeing with you. Sigh, beans.
I have special food too and the only time I wish I had a brother or sister is dinner time...

caricature said...

great pic pearl :) u sure r queen of ur castle!