Tuesday, May 29, 2007
My Evil Secrets...
I was tagged by Ernest and Fritz to tell some secrets about moi.
Gosh... I thought my life was an open book so this might be hard but I'll dig down deep and tell you a few things that you might not know about me.
1. When I was a very tiny baby kitten I had worms and I pooped a worm. The woman took care of me though so no worries.
2. Last summer a baby ginger kitty came into our garden and he was playing with the woman and when I saw this I came outside immediately and then I slapped that kitten all OVER the back garden until the woman rescued him and I got scolded. But I don't care and I'd do it again if a kitten ever came into my back garden.
3. I went into heat and I drove the neighbor's cat MAD with desire. But I didn't care about that either. I got fixed shortly thereafter and so I'm not bothered by such things.
4. I sneak Pumpy's junk food because I like to. I'm supposed to eat my prescription stinky goodness but sometimes if the woman's not looking I sneak into the kitchen and eat off of Pumpy's plate. And if she sees me she says "PEARL" But I don't care. I'll do it every single time if she doesn't keep an eye on me.
That is all.
I tag Willow and Pumpkin.