Dudes,

I had to go to the vet again! Twice this week. Once because I was spending waaay too much time in the litter box and the lady bean grew concerned. And the second time for a test and a jab, which I did not appreciate one single bit. When I got home I bathed myself for at least 40 minutes. It takes a long time to calm down my furs after I've been very upset like what I was at the vets.

Srsly. The dog has chased me up and down the stairs no less than three times in the past hour. Can someone Puhlease take her out for a walk?

The food dude gave me this cool box. I sit in it every day for at least one hour.

As a card-carrying member of the local neighborhood watch committee, I am very discreet as to how I perform my surveillance. Notice how stupid the dog is.