Fat Cat

And I'm not talking about some Wall Street finance billionaire or banker. I'm talking about my brother, Pumpkin. Would you look at the belly on him? He needs a diet and an exercise program.

The Heat is on

Srsly.  It's hot here in England.  Look at me trying to find a cool spot on the floor.  I'm seemingly desperate... yet... I still like to lie in the blazing sun amongst the weeds in our garden.  

Yesterday the dog got too close to me and I slapped her and she cried.  It was gratifying.  Don't worry, I didn't slap her hard... just a little poke on her ear.

Breaking the Silence

I have something to say and it starts with an "M" and ends with a "W".

Hello,

This photo was taken just after I put the smackdown on Pumpy for over-zealously cleaning himself. He does get carried away and it makes noises and vibrations that disturb my sleep.

As he was contrite, I forgave him quickly.

There are now sunbeams coming into the window(s) of the house and we fight over those, too.

Burroughs Speaks...

"You know… I think the only really important function for people is to feed their cat..."

-William S. Burroughs

If humans could only remember this there would be less war, less hatred, and more happiness for all. Especially cats.

My Bro', Pumpkin

When it's time for our fudz, Pumpy gives the high five salute.
Then he's all like, "please lap lady... give me my fudz..."
Then he gets a smooch...
And I'm all like, "Ex-CUSE me! But I'm right here and I'm hungry too."

Manifesto

Pumpy and I are doing a little run-down on the U.K. Elections.


The Tory Cat Manifesto:

1. We'll work for you if you work hard for England -- and your fudz. No free fudz for free-loading cats.
2. We must tighten our controls on alien cats in our back gardens. Deport all interlopers unless they are legal interlopers.

The Labour Cat Manifesto:

1. All poor cats shall have tinned stinky goodness. No cat will go without.
2. Diversity is embraced but white cats shall have dominion on sofas and ginger cats must not intrude. And dogs are out of the question.

The Liberal Democrat Cat Manifesto:

1. All fudz shall be equally distributed at fudz time in proportion to a cat's hunger.
2. Human immigration should be restricted but cats shall have open borders.