Pumpy and I have been reading about the Vishus Deer and we're very concerned. We've seen this picture in our house and to tell you the truth, it looks very relaxed and non-threatening. We're keeping close watch out of our back window should one of these creatures cross into our garden. What's the best strategy for dealing with these things?
* Stay in the diningroom window and make our fur big
* Go to the patio door and make our fur big
* Hiss from the upstairs bedroom window
* Hide under the bed but meow in a loud, threatening voice
* Stare really hard from the diningroom window
* Pretend that it isn't there, go get some food, and take a nap.
What would you do?
9 comments:
Oh my goodness, that Vishus Deer picture has shifty eyes! I think it is trying to lull you into a false sense of security.
For my vote, if you see a Vishus Deer in your yard, don't draw attention to yourself. Simply hide quietly under the bed until it is gone (we hear the deer have been known to get into homes!).
As for the picture, "pretend that it isn't there, go get some food, and take a nap."
I do not know if that is a vishus deer, or just a crazy elk drinkin' a glass of wine. Since he is in yer house, I think you should just ignore him.
Stay far, far away from any vishus deer you see in the garden. I don't know, but making yer fur big might help.
Making your fur big would certainly send the message that the vishus deer is messing with a supreme predator.
Ferst, yoo reely need to reed Jack's Vishus Deer of the North Edyukayshunul Pamflet.
Secund, it woodn't hert to have lots of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt on hand at all times.
But hiding under the bed is good, too! And remember, the tiara can be used as a weppun!
NON-THREATENING? duz you see those horrybull pokey things on his hed? how much more threatening kin he be? get Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt an be furry furry careful!
Hmmm - if we was you, we would not worry toomuch...the way that vishus deer is drinkin' and smokin', he won't live long!
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That Vishus Deer looks rather sneaky!
Since I don't have any fur to make big, my choice would be:
Pretend that it isn't there, go get some food, and take a nap.
I hope you don't get any vishus deer crossing into your garden.
Well that vishus deer looks like a drunken sot but deer repellant is always good to have on hand. Be careful, you may have to do all the things on your list!
It's my feeling that if this vishus deer hasn't hurt you yet, he probably won't. Be careful in case I'm wrong about this.
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