Sunday, February 28, 2010

One Villa Please

The dog almost ordered a holiday villa in Croatia. It's true. And apparently it's quite easy to do if you just hit the right key with your paw. I've changed the channel on the Tee Vee before but never ordered anything off the internet. I must keep that in mind for future reference.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

So, she had the idea to read the paper, the silly woman.

Thank you all very much for your advice and concern regarding my fudz problem. I have decided, for now, to eat the senior pate selection made by Royal Canin. I would prefer fois gras, of course, but none has been offered to me and so I accept what has been offered -- and I repeat, for now.

Happy Valentine's Day to you all. I haven't made one this year because my mood has soured ever since the woman started putting drops in my eye - which really ticks me off. I will repay her one day.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Things have not gone well for me of late. I have a weepy eye and I hate my new fudz. I consulted with Dr. Emma Saunders at Castle Hill Veterinary Surgery and she gave me eye drops and new fudz which I liked until this very evening. I have announced to the household that I no longer like my fudz and I want the junk fudz that the grocery stores sell.

That is all.

Monday, February 1, 2010

This butter dish was purchased in the British Heart Foundation Charity Shop. I've inspected it thoroughly and I can assure you that it's cat-proof. No more rake marks in the butter for the time being.