Thursday, October 29, 2009

Dear Walthams Feline Urinary Diet Food Maker,

Your stinky goodness is REALLY stinky. Srsly. So much so that I have deemed it stinky badness and I refuse to eat it. Thanks to you I have to go to the vet today to see if I can eat another kind of special fudz that won't give me bladder stones.

Thanks a lot,

Monday, October 26, 2009

I have a question: if the clocks fall back an hour, does that REALLY mean that breakfast is moved up an hour? Like... srsly. My tummy tells me that it's 6:00 and it's time for stinky goodness even if the clock says it's 5:00. This seems all wrong to me.

Also, there are no more sun spots in the afternoon.

That is all. I need to go treadle on the lap lady for a few minutes to relieve my stress.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Vishus Deer for Breakfast

This is just incredible. And scary for us kitties to watch. View at your own peril.

Monday, October 19, 2009

Seriously Hungry

Here Pumpy and I are becoming increasingly concerned as the Lady Bean hasn't made one move towards the kitchen and our food bowls. As you can see, we're starving and this is no joke.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Hello Lap Lady. We'd like to sit on you.
Why are you talking to us about boundaries? We're CATS fer cryin' out loud.
'Scuse me... I'll just step lightly...
... just right here...

Monday, October 5, 2009

Hurry up with those Cheerios, food dude...

Or I might have to slurp your tea all over these important papers.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Pumpy's discovered that the dawg makes a good balance beam for reaching around and giving himself a thorough cleaning. Frankly, I'm glad he's found someone else to sit with whilst he performs his ablutions because it takes him FOREVER to finish and if he's sitting next to me I usually have to put the bitey on him. It's been the cause of many fights between us.